Well we are currently situated on a Wednesday evening - yes I shall call it evening even though experts among you would probably insinuate I was a little forward thinking and really its late afternoon....but I don't care.



Well after writing this flipping thing about 5 times, it is now officially the evening.



Kids are in bed, I am all set for the ironing - what a life I lead!

Well how funny - its now Friday, I have had a few glasses of wine and my dinner (2 eat for £9 from your friend and mine Tesco!!) Life is gooooooooood!

Looking at rightmove - house prices seem a bit out there at the moment - don't get me wrong, I am not about to quote any fancy stats from the latest BBC news report - but from my own browsings of the net, they don't seem to be coming down in the cascade that was reported a few months ago - no, we are not living in a house that was once worth a packet, and now worth peanuts, and no, we are not going to pay for our retirement by scooping up a few houses for pence as the prices drop through the floor - they have kind of - now this is REALLY out there, levelled - much like I said would happen eventually about five years ago - but don't forget I am a girl and not worth listening to!

My other half is sat on his mobile, not swinging from the ceiling, he is not a pretty trinket, but his mobile phone - he is on call - eighth night in a row, and to be honest its getting a bit tiring now.

Last night there was a call - I don't know what time it was, I don't really care, all I know was it was fucking late, and I was asleep and then I was awake listening to him talking on the phone about trailers and other such exciting things.

It is not good - and yes the pay rise was fantastic, and we can afford some pretty nice things these days, (not least 2 eat for £9 - yes £9!!) but jeez, I could do without hearing that ring tone for a few nights!!!!!!

Work for me, starts at 8am and finishes on the dot at 3.30pm - and I am glad of this. I don't think I would want to sit on the phone in the middle of the night explaining to some driver that yes, once you have had a poo, you should really wipe your arse till its clean and then wash your hands....ok so its not that bad, but my goodness, I think I could work out some of the things they phone up about, and I am not a trained lorry driver!!!!

But enough about lorry drivers toilet habits....I am now bored of writing this blog and am going to watch some stand up comedy on DAVE - I should really write to Tesco and Sky and advise them that my much read blog should be sponsered by them!!! Laughs MY Arse off....!!!